SEO Strategists Aren’t Always Serious…

Posted on February 27, 2013 in Search Engine Optimization, SEO by cmblogger

SEO strategy is a full time job, rife with the stress that comes with processing all the constantly changing information, statistics and ideas that come along with being at the forefront of a groundbreaking and exciting new industry. It shouldn’t be all that surprising, then, to note that SEO specialists trade in some particularly bad jokes. Here are a few from around the web (and near the water cooler)  to share with your project manager-and impress your friends. Warning: do not tell while wearing, for example, black socks with sandals, or you may come across as a serious nerd.

1.) What do blackhat SEO strategists eat on Thanksgiving?
keyword stuffing.

2.) An SEO copywriter walks into a… bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor…

3.) “Old SEO strategists never die, they just lose their rankings.”

4.) What’s an SEO strategist’s favorite music?
Heavy meta.

5.) “The Jehovah’s Witnesses called. They want to see if we can improve their conversion rates.”


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